Laser Stories (4/24/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | It's the radio segment that knows summer's coming, |
| 0:08.3 | and that's why they helped copper tone and craft come up with a mashup |
| 0:11.8 | that'll save your skin and fill your belly called SPF Mac, |
| 0:17.3 | a mac and cheese flavored sunscreen. |
| 0:20.5 | Ew, it smells. |
| 0:22.5 | It's the orange tint that Alexis lights. |
| 0:24.8 | A little on the back, a little more on the tongue. |
| 0:27.9 | Get creamy inside and out with laser stories. |
| 0:32.2 | The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, |
| 0:35.7 | just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. |
| 0:38.3 | Those other powder clumps just don't. |
| 0:40.1 | This first laser story is out of Asia. |
| 0:42.9 | An Italian man named Alfredo Buzgadi bought a Rolex watch from an acquaintance. |
| 0:48.1 | But after a few days of wearing it, he started to think it was a fake. |
| 0:53.3 | Why was his wrist was turning green? |
| 0:55.9 | The report doesn't say why he thought that, but we know he panicked and tried desperately to offload it. |
| 1:02.2 | I will say you don't know. |
| 1:03.7 | Rolexes are actually very, very rare, and they don't make them, like, you can get a fake one easily. |
| 1:08.4 | He was decided to take it to a shop in Singapore and sold it for around $75,000. |
| 1:14.9 | Wow. |
| 1:15.7 | What did he buy it for? |
| 1:18.0 | Did he just make some money? |
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