Laser Stories (4/20/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0	It's the radio segment that just created the first AI birthday clown called Chuckles V2.1-7.
0:12.9	Oh, sounds fun.
0:14.3	He is.
0:14.9	He has plenty of party games for the kids like, guess that password, and pin the decimal on the algorithm.
0:22.0	Wow.
0:23.2	Hours of data-driven fun with laser stories.
0:27.6	Now let's sing the song kids.
0:29.1	One zero one zero one.
0:31.9	It's a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone
0:36.0	else does except we've got a laser.
0:38.2	Those other binary bozos just don't.
0:40.9	His first laser story is out of Fort Washington, Maryland.
0:44.7	Scratch that.
0:45.5	It's out of Montreal.
0:46.8	Okay.
0:47.7	Oh, wow.
0:48.5	Really switched it up on you.
0:50.7	What a joke.
0:52.2	A man named Dustin Hamlet is fighting a parking ticket that his daughter got in front of
0:56.9	their home on April 1st.
0:58.5	Ah, good for you.
0:59.7	And it's so bad it should be an April Fool's Day prank.
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