Hello, it's ladies and stories.

It's the radio segment that's helping people finally answer the question.

What's it like to make out with yourself?

Oh, I bet it's nice.

Introducing new Pucker Pals, realistic 3D printed models of your own mouth with moving tongue.

Wow, it kisses back.

So you can know what it's like to get to first base with yourself.

I don't want to give myself tongue.

High five.

High five myself.

Oh, gross.

Buy one and freak out your family at the next barbecue with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other lip-lock and larries just don't.

This first laser story is out of Pennsylvania.

Recently, police responded to a residence to handle a domestic disturbance with no weapons and no intoxication.

Oh, that's good.

Officers were told there was a confrontation between siblings.

Oh.

And when they got there, they found out what the issue was.

Two sisters were angry with each other over who ate the last sticky bun.

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