Hello, it's laser story.

It's the radio segment that's been working on a new food mashup with Baskin Robbins and Star Kiss seafood called the Tuna Milkshake.

Oh, no, Jeff.

You want that 100% natural sea cream flavor?

Gulp down a refreshing tuna milkshake today with laser stories

the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone

else says except we've got a laser those other swim shammers just don't this

you milk a sea cow you can this first laser story is out of Europe many countries now have bullet trains. And the other day, one was zipping through Germany and had a scheduled stop halfway between Munich and Nuremberg. God, I'm so jealous of countries that have those fast trains. They're so cool. I get around the country super quick. Well, we have the bullets here. It's not, you know, not so much the trains part. Not as fun, Jeff.

Those also send people places.

During that time, a 40-year-old Hungarian man named Laslo Kovac stepped off the train to smoke a cigarette and didn't get back on before they closed the doors.

Oh, dang.

Yeah, be careful.

He saw it leaving, so he jumped onto a bracket connecting two of the train cars,

then held on for dear life as it hit 175 miles an hour.

No!

And like you said, it's a bullet train.

It's not a regular train.

These are super fast.

Just wait till the next train and catch up with the...

What?

Thankfully, after 20 miles, somebody saw him.

Which is actually five seconds.

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