Hello, it's names and stories.

It's the radio segment that organized a team of people in neon green suits to break into the local newsroom and harass the weathermen.

Oh, no.

No one at home had any idea what was happening.

It was brilliant.

Just being dragged off the broadcast?

Where is he going?

Tickles?

I wanted to be tickled.

It's all thanks to laser stories.

This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

And those other rain brains just don't.

This first laser story is out of Omaha, Nebraska.

Recently, a middle-aged woman with gray hair went through a Burger King drive-through, and she was told her total would be about $8. Why do you got to bring up the gray hair, Jeffrey? It seems like you're just slamming her. These are, it's hard-hitting news facts. This is what's being reported, middle-aged women, a little plump around the midsection.

You heard it here first.

But when the woman pulled up to the window, the employee handed her a small bottle of milk and told her the order was actually less than she was previously quoted.

So instead of eight bucks, she only needed seven for the meal.

Cool.

A dollar off?

How is this news so far?

So what did the gray-haired woman in the car do with that information?

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