Hello, it's ladies and toys.

It's the radio segment that's turning the yogurt game on its ear with a new creamy,

protein-packed flavor to start off your day.

Try out hot dog yogurt.

Ew!

Or hoyo, for short.

Is it made with real hot dog water?

It comes in variations from spicy brought swirl to hot link happiness with real processed meat aftertaste in every single bite.

Is there chunks at the bottom that you have to stir up?

You'll have to get one to find out with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other Franken splinters just don't.

This first laser story is out of Swipe City.

Okay.

There's a new dating app where the most important thing in the bio is your weight, fertility,

and milk production.

That's awful what?

Yes, it is for cows.

Thank God.

I truly was, like, offended for women.

I was ready to sign up if I was single.

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