Hello, it's the radio segment that's opening a new animal shelter for displaced pets,

specifically digital ones, tamagachis.

Don't spend thousands buying a pure breed from some unethical breeder.

Open your heart and give a used tomagachi unethical breeder. Thank you, Jeff.

Open your heart and give a used tomagachi a second beep at life with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other whiggy-diggies just don't.

Someone remember to feed the tomogachi.

Someone take my kids from them because they're not doing well.

This first laser story is out of Brevard County, Florida.

Cops got multiple calls about a car speeding down Highway 192 between Orlando and Melbourne.

Uh-oh.

And the thing that really stood out about it, the car was on fire.

And nobody got time for that.

Oh, my God.

Okay, valid excuse to speed, though? Yeah. You know what, though? I did have a friend in high school who had a Volkswagen bug, and those things caught fire all the time. Oh, no. It was like, can't we just drive it out? They're just doing it to look cool. Ritnesses said the driver, 60-year-old Patrick Rinaldi, did stop initially, but then hop back in and kept going with heavy smoke pouring out the back of his vehicle.

Why would you hop back in it?

He eventually stopped a second time.

Yeah.

And by then, there were actual flames.

But Patrick decided, and it's probably fine to keep going.

It's like one of those drag racers, you know?

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