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Larry Miller Show

Larry Gets A Pedicure

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2014

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Larry cops to getting a pedicure--and liking it! We discuss how much wood a wood chuck would chuck and also that they are the same thing as groundhogs. We feature a new poet on poetry corner, Rupert Brooke's 1914 V: The Soldier. Finally, Larry talks about the underrated Hitchcock film, "Notorious." Quote Of The Week: "I'm glad we bit on your bait." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

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0:00.0

This is Corolla Digital.

0:06.0

From level five city.

0:08.0

From level five city. From Level 5 City in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller.

0:17.0

It's this week with Larry Miller. Good. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really likes a pedicure. Hi folks and welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller but in a way

0:49.3

aren't we all and again that, that band gets better every week. It gives you a pickup.

0:57.5

It's like a nice hot cup of tea. It makes you awake when you're tired. It makes you tired when you're tired when you're awake

1:04.8

well that's of course if you add a half a bottle of bourbon

1:09.0

i'd love them every week more and more and of course that's the Jeb Adamson oh let me just do that

1:14.9

again sorry and of course that's the Jeb Adamson Orchestra and the Kathleen

1:22.2

Fitzpatrick dancers featuring Boytenor Conan J Robison asking the musical question

1:29.2

How much wood could a wood Chuck Chuck if a wood Chuck, could Chuck, would.

1:35.0

First of all, that's harder to read than you may think and he adds you know as as as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could, Chuck, would.

1:53.0

Now, first of all, I've heard that saying for a long time.

1:57.0

I've heard that little, what would you call it a lyric, a little poem, a tiny...

2:01.0

It's not a saying, but you figure it is something that came out of

2:06.7

English-speaking Americana somewhere because it makes a pun and a play on wood chuck chuck chuck wood

2:15.3

good chalk chalk chalk would and and it doesn't really mean much I never thought

2:20.6

what does it mean I never thought in elementary school what does it mean or junior high school or

2:25.7

college or anything at all and I I don't know what it means and I don't think anyone out there knows what it means easier.

2:37.1

It just, it doesn't quite get you anywhere when you say well how much wood could a wood Chuck if a wood

2:50.5

Chuck could Chuck wood I'd like to help our boy tenor this week Conan J Robison and in a way I think I can in fact I'm certain I can because here today Colonel Jeff and I decided well wait a minute as we were doing our prep for the show

3:10.9

We both said well hold on a second let's go to the internet and look up this whole poem this whole saying

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