The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show exactly what it looks like when you're all the

all there in Barland's all day. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.

And we are Minion Death Cult.

The world is ending.

Your uncle's racist Facebook feed is responsible.

We're documenting it.

So we have a just jam-packed show for everyone today, so we're going to try and get

to do it as quickly as possible.

But first, I just wanted to plug the Patreon episode from last week.

Very fun stuff.

It was a bonus segment.

It's about an hour-long episode, mostly about a petition to get Social Justice Warrior

Bree Larson to step down from the role of Captain America

so that it can be played by quote a gay black woman.

This petition has had 12,000 signatures by the time that we released it.

And it's obviously just a fake thing.

It's obviously just a really transparent 4chan prank to own Brie Larson for caring about minorities or whatever.

But a ton of excellent reactions, a ton of excellent bad takes in that episode, like people who don't get that it's a right-wing

prank and get mad at it.

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