Lactose Lies & Pizza Crimes
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
Everyone confesses the foods, habits, and questionable life choices they cannot give up — even if it means migraines, hives, or losing a pinky.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.7 | Get your hands together. |
| 0:07.2 | We're going to start to party. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm ready to party. |
| 0:11.0 | The Elvis Duran after party. |
| 0:15.3 | Are you guys ready for a podcast? |
| 0:21.4 | Yay! |
| 0:23.4 | Andrew! |
| 0:24.1 | What's up, guys? |
| 0:25.3 | Hey, buddy! |
| 0:26.7 | You're looking rather spelt today. |
| 0:28.4 | Oh, shoot. |
| 0:29.3 | Thank you. |
| 0:29.9 | Let me just sit up. |
| 0:30.8 | It's the shirt. |
| 0:32.0 | It's the shirt. |
| 0:33.2 | It's not easy being green. |
| 0:36.5 | Oh, okay, Kermit. |
| 0:37.6 | That made a lot of sense of what he was talking about. His shirt being green. Oh, okay, Kermit. That made a lot of sense. |
| 0:38.8 | What you were just talking about. |
| 0:39.9 | His shirt is green. |
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