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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Dance, Magic Dance.

Hello, it's me.

You're Bruzo Hoggle Holding,

and I'm not gonna run away from you little girl,

feeling weird in your pants when you're watching Labyrinth.

Yes, little girl, you're feeling weird in your pants, aren't you? Look at his bulge.

Isn't it interesting?

That's the way I've decided to intro this episode, Jake. Your turn. And I'm your wizard

Sididimus. I'm little, but I want to fight things. I tell you, that's the joke. That's the

joke in the whole movie. I'm a little fox fucker and I'm going to beat you up with my little stick. He didn't curse. I'm sedidimus. This is such a fun one. Yes, that's right. We're doing Labyrinth. We're doing our episode on Labyrinth this week. And I think it's a long time coming. You know, we definitely have done a two-parter on the Muppets that I already feel like we should go back and redo just by literally looking at my notes

from that episode. Every time I do that, I'm like, we should go back to the first year of stuff and completely redo those. Eventually we might, but, uh, it's nice to circle back around. I can't cry again, Holden. I can't listen to that big bird funeral song

and just collapse into a heaving pile of emotions again.

I... can't cry again, Holden. I can't listen to that big bird funeral song and just collapse into a heaving pile of emotions again.

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