What most impulse.

Hello, look, I'm having to look.

Hello and welcome to this week's episode of what most people think, and I'm doing another in-person one, another live one.

It is, look, I'm having to get train tickets into London and the breakfast in this town are very expensive. But on the... What's your breakfast, mate? Well, let's bring in Francis Foster here because I want to start straight away. Now, our producer will, top bloke, right? He always says, what do you have for you breakfast to do a sound check. Now, would you like to tell the listeners what you had for breakfast? Right, so I went to a gym, well, I had a coffee, then went to a gym, did a workout, look at me. So it's good that you're recording this, mate, so they can see. No, no, what did you eat? I ate yogurt and mooseley. Right.

Now, can we just stop on? Why do you think it's called Mooseley? Well, that's because that's how it's pronounced. It's absolutely not. Have you ever heard anybody else call it Mooseley? Yeah, me. Musley. No, it's Mooseley. Everyone else says Musley. What? Okay, we're going to get letters. if you want to contact the show with your take on the whole Musli Musli Newsley thing, we're supposed to be dealing with hard hitting issues here. Mate, I'm already coming here. I already feel attacked. Well, that's the point. When you and I get together, it is generally quite toxic. Well, yeah, it is toxic. I'm going to bring up your lack of timekeeping. Since you've gone from Mooseley, we can do timekeeping.

So I said we're starting at midday and I arrived at quarter to midday. No, it's 10-2. I said 10-2? No, you got here at 10-2 because I got here at quarter. So I still got here 10 minutes early as your argument. No, my argument is this should have been prepared. they should have been prepped.

We should have had a briefing, see?

You should have crashed into the fucking mic.

Yeah.

But listen, anyway, it's lovely to have you here. I don't know why we battle like siblings. I think it must be the South London thing, is that there's enough shared sort of heritage that we feel safe enough to be cruel to one another. I think it is. I think it's the fact that also our dad's liked having a row. Yes, yeah, yeah. I mean, I also said something quite toxic, as the kids would say, you said have been going to gym and I said, you don't look like it.

You do look like it, but it's just that blokey thing I had to drag you down, you know? Yeah, yeah, you do, you do.

No, I do it like.

Do you know what it is?

When you hit 40, life is just a constant battle to stay a little bit fat.

Yeah. do it like do you know what it is when you hit 40 in life is just a constant battle to stay a little

bit fat yeah do you know what I mean yes yes yeah to maintain a dad bod is is the ambition it is

yeah and like now if I see a man of our age or roundabout with a six pack I'm like you are

psyched you know I think that's a bad time because the amount of time that you have to devote in your life to have in that,

it suggests there's something wrong with you.

Anyway, that's nice that we can rationalise it like that.

Yeah. Why are they all focused around this period? You sound very right wing. Do you not like people having days off, like being days with their family? It's the opposite. I think actually, Corbyn, if he was right about one thing, is that we need to have one between. Because, right, the last bank holiday is the end of August, and then we don't have anything until Christmas. And then you go that whole autumn bit, in the beginning of winter, everyone gets ill, tired and upset. Stick one in the middle of October. October fest. We've got a lot to talk about this week. Lucy Powell, the Labour MP leader of the House, she made comments about grooming or rape gangs, which were less than helpful to the debate and to her own party. So we'll be talking about that. Also, Labour, just this morning, it's come out that they might be shaping up for a little winter fuel fudge. I don't know what that means they're going to actually offer pensioners fudge in exchange for... Every time you say that. You know what I mean? It's the alliteration helps, doesn't it? Maybe that's what they do. So we've taken this money, but you can have some fudge. Pensioners love fudge. And in the States, Donald Trump is never short storylines. He wants to put 100% tariffs on movies, just as a concept, and reopen Alcatraz, just a standard

week in the life of the Donald.

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