LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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YERRRR, we're breaking down the LA Fires and the blame game surrounding them. TikTok is almost gone and Schulz has a unique trade to offer at the deadline. Trump wants Greenland. Mark believes in demons. And we find out why coffee enemas are GOOD. All that and more in this episode, INDULGE00:00 Mark's believes in everything + Interruption "problem." 7:08 Too early to buy up property? Cali gonna flip 9:41 Hopelessness breeds revolutions + Politicisation 20:03 Allowed to hold people accountable 23:35 All Smelts fault? Trump having fun + Dems comeback 26:36 Trump's chat with Obama + Prezzies know nothing 37:41 Mark = Williamsburg, Baby BBLs + Drs as salespeople 45:11 Andrew captaining in Reserve Cup + NFL playoffs predictions 53:53 Coffee enemas??? Scotch therapy + Running down the clock 1:01:28 HIPA oversharing + Dibs of fart smelling 1:04:37 Calling Mark's mom + We're all gonna do it 1:09:58 Lying is exhausting 1:17:00 Dov doesn't lie, Omissions kinda count + Boy math 1:25:02 Mark is a serial liar + Bike stealing meltdown 1:34:58 Is TikTok over? Others offering to buy 1:43:36 Trump going after Greenland, CHOOSE UP + Next victim 1:54:59 Let's change up the names 1:56:36 1000 Man Sesh, What's your number? Sophie Rain ethos 2:13:43 Miles' watched the Lily Phillips Doc + Building's worth 2:18:12 Patreon Question preview + Showering with Daddy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Today we're going to get to the bottom why Mark believes everything.
0:04.2	Mark, just three seconds ago, was telling us why demons exist and your proof was the Jews.
0:09.8	That's literally what you said. Religious people believe in demons. Dove believes in demons. Let the record show.
0:14.2	You're a religious Jew. You go to synagogue every day. And according to Jewish religion, you have to believe that there's good and evil. And that the evils are demons. Sure.
0:21.1	Okay.
0:21.4	Mark, I've learned from communicating with my wife, okay, that giving examples is not what they want.
0:28.0	Okay?
0:28.7	Examples undermine what they feel.
0:32.0	And they just want their feelings validated.
0:34.0	Now, my whole life has been dedicated towards creating metaphors and analogies
0:38.3	for why I'm right. Turns out that's horrible for communication. Also interrupting, apparently horrible.
0:44.3	I'm like, is it my wife that's commenting on the YouTube?
0:50.5	You got to call it heckling. Call it heckling, dude.
0:56.4	Do people not have friends? I'm'm like what do you do with your friends
0:58.2	you don't just talk over each other
0:59.6	that's just how friendship fucking works
1:01.8	that's how it's supposed to go
1:03.1	you want to say something you just say it
1:05.1	yeah yeah done except for when she interrupts you
1:07.9	disrespect
1:09.8	oh come on a man is talking here a man Except for when she interrupts you. Disrespectful! Come on!
1:11.9	A man is talking here!
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