Hey, Jay, can you stop hitting golf balls? I'm trying to record a new trailer for the podcast.

All right, Queen Emma, you can hit record. Oh, fuck. Maternity leave is going, it's fun. We're having fun. Welcome back, Real Ones. I'm officially returning from maternity leave next week

with a brand new episode dropping Thursday, May 29th, and you're not going to believe who we

booked as our first guest back. Should I give them a hint, Queen Emma? It's the year 2002.

And I'm... Whether you've been a real one since we started or you're a new NGL listener,

I've got you covered every Thursday with brand new episodes featuring guests.

I have no business talking to.

People like Kelly Clarkson.

American Idol just absolutely nailed it on the first try.

I didn't even know it was a TV show until my third audition.

Like we were literally trying to pay our bills, y'all.

Kate Hudson.

I've gotten like, that's so cringe, like mom.

Yeah, like don't wear that.

And I still can't believe.

I talk to Michelle Obama.

I'm not going to lie.

Doesn't it irritate you when the wee people take the tall guys?

When we were in high school, we would always complain about this girl's like five feet tall and she's standing in I who's six five.

You can't save that for us.

On this show, I get brutally honest.

The only way I know how to be about important topics like modern parenting,

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