And the Hello everybody welcome to the road to roll football show it's

Thursday, April 11th I am Patrick Hardy joined by Mr. Danny Carter and

Mr. Kyle Dvorchick and and Mr Mock Draft 2.0 or is it 3.0 or 4.0 we've lost track but

Kyle is posting another mock draft on roadworld.com we're gonna break it down in

forensic detail now We're talking

forensic because there's nothing else to talk about. Literally nothing else to

talk. I'm like learning guards and stuff., yeah, I'm actually begging the NFL

to make one thing happen so we can talk about it.

Well, that's CJ Uzzama Erasure.

Sure, I don't actually remember what team he signed with but I know

did he signed with the team today I genuinely don't know who I forgot.

Oh I mean I was I was deep in the witch guard or the cowboy is going to take sauce I didn't see any of you

could have told me like you know Aaron Rogers got cut and retired I wouldn't have seen it

dude I'm not you guys didn't know that Cijozama signed with the Eagles and this is honestly

sympathetic I did there's no way good for Alberto that's bad for Alberto oh my god

oh stop with the Alberto I was wasn't entirely accurate there's one other thing to talk about the Texans offense. The Texans actually did something. Why don't the other teams actually do something? Yeah, please. Danny is going to have one final check in on the Texans and what we hope is going to be a new-look offense,

post-Feffon digs.

So we'll get to that in the second after the show.

I mean, we usually riff, I mean, I could talk about the Masters.

I could talk about Shaiy Otani's interpreter being the single, not just the worst gambler of all time, the worst criminal of all time.

And it's like literally saying in Texas like, yep, did a crime and the FBI like easily obtaining

those things and then implicating him yeah he he lacks that dog that most criminals have

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