Ladies and gentlemen, welcome once again to the Packernet podcast.

I am your host and resident fanalyst as always Ryan Schlipp.

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at some point in time, we're going to get to all these metrics and everything else. I can't,

I can't just let it go, though. I can't. I was ready to. I felt like I did a good job.

I felt satisfied with myself and my decisions and everything.

And there's just a couple notes I wanted to bring up.

And then freaking Kyle Brandt, the biggest fake, phony, terrible acting, drama queen, victim merchant, just, ugh.

Bears, I can't handle the Bears fans, man.

So I'm going to do my best to say my piece, wrap it up, and move on.

But we all know how that goes.

So I'm not going to make you any promises.

Again, the way Bears fans can immediately play the victim after running their freaking mouths is infuriating, they will pop off about how great

Caleb is, about how great the offseason was, about how great Caleb is going to be now that they

have the new coach and the new offensive line and all this stuff. They will chirp and chirp and chirp and chirp.

And as soon as the offensive line doesn't look good and Caleb looks like a pile of dog

crap and people point that out, suddenly they're the victims.

Oh, everyone just loves to pile on the bears and it's so unfair and it's so unjust.

It's just a practice.

It's just the offseason as though we haven't been talking about the off season for months,

and how we won the off season, and how everything's great in the off season,

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