Kyle Ayers has never seen The Goonies

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Kyle has never seen any The Goonies, but he rewrote it and is joined in studio by Kenny DeForest and Marlena Rodriguez to read it. We talk Shame Bracket, and play Before & Afters, and Character Card Head Game. And if you're going to be in Montreal this weekend, come to our live show at Just For Laughs this Saturday, 7/27! https://www.hahaha.com/en/show/never-seen-it-with-kyle-ayers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeams are there.
0:02.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:08.0	this is never seen it.
0:12.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:20.0	What's up everybody, Kyle here? Today's up, everybody?
0:21.6	Kyle here.
0:22.5	Today's episode, a little weird, very fun.
0:25.4	Unfortunately, we had a guest drop out kind of last minute, so I jumped in and I wrote
0:29.5	a movie again.
0:30.5	I'd never seen.
0:31.2	I've never seen The Goonies.
0:32.3	I rewrote the Goonies for today's episode.
0:34.7	We're in studio with a very funny Marlana Rodriguez and Kenny DeForest, who you guys
0:38.3	both know.
0:39.3	But I've never seen the Goonies.
0:40.5	I rewrote it.
0:41.4	I think it's pretty close.
0:43.7	Maybe it's not.
0:45.4	I think Kenny tells me it's closer to being season three of Stranger Things, which
0:48.8	would make sense.
0:50.0	But I've never seen the Goonies.
0:51.2	I rewrote it.
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