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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen MacGyver

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Hi folks we are back.  Your (insert adjective here) host Kyle Ayers has never seen MacGyver, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. It is tough to take on a famously satirized show such as MacGyver, so Kyle attempts to steer clear of any MacGruber (which he has seen and loves) territory. He is joined by Rebecca Steinberg and Mike Carrozza! They tackle some Character Card Head!  Lots of chat up top. It's my first time recording in a long time, post brain surgery! I am recovering but feeling as though the issue I went in for has been resolved. Thank you all for your kind words through all of this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Starbeams are there.

0:01.9

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:09.0

this is never seen it.

0:13.7

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.4

Hey, everybody on today's episode, we are back.

0:24.7

This has never seen it. I am your host, Kyle Ayers. This is, uh, we had a couple of week

0:29.3

hiatus there, but we have returned. I have never seen McGuiver and I rewrote it. Um,

0:36.8

so we read my script.

0:38.1

It's a very wonderful time.

0:40.1

Obviously, McGruber exists, a movie that I do love, that satirizes McGiver very famously.

0:46.4

So I try and avoid McGiver territory.

0:50.0

Magrober territory.

0:50.9

I'm already confused.

0:52.9

I try not to tread on the Magrober territory. I try and have some fun with it, but I've never seen McGiver. I'm already confused. I try not to tread on the Magroooper territory.

0:55.4

I try and have some fun with it, but I've never seen McGuiver. I rewrite it. And we take on my script. I'm sorry if there's a, I've been struggling with my setup with a little bit of a buzz or a hum. I'm sorry if that exists. I feel like I got it taken care of. and thank you everyone who

1:10.3

hung out while we had a couple week hiatus there

1:13.7

I got it taken care of. And thank you everyone who hung out while we had a couple week hiatus there.

1:14.2

I got brain surgery,

1:16.7

microvascular decompression for those keeping score at home.

1:21.9

And the issue feels resolved.

1:23.9

I ate food, pain free for the first time in two years.

1:29.1

It's kind of miraculous.

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