Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Greyhound

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Kyle Ayers has never seen Greyhound, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. And I is he (real sentence). Sadly, our audio from the live show did not capture properly, so Kyle brings his script for Tom Hanks' Greyhound to a proper recording. He is joined by Todd Sklar and Daniel Shar. Before the script even begins (around 28 minutes in) Kyle starts playing with a deep fake audio machine, and we play a round of Guess What Movie Trailer Kendrick Lamar is Describing Having Only Been Input Kyle's Dad's Trailer Game Transcribed. Thank you to everyone who came out to our live show in Chicago! Indescribable how nice it felt to be doing that again. Richmond, Raleigh, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Wilmington, Asheville, Atlanta, please come check out Kyle live! Including a live Never Seen It in Asheville! Tickets at kyleayers.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Autopilot Order.
0:01.7	Now, informal.
0:02.9	The strong urge felt at the ordering kiosk or drive-through
0:05.6	that takes over the entire body and mind
0:07.8	and results in a person ordering a Big Mac without even having to think.
0:11.5	Related phrases.
0:12.5	Looks like I've ordered a Big Mac again.
0:14.6	The Autopilot Order at McDonald's.
0:17.7	Surf from 11am, subject to availability.
0:20.2	In a world where every conversation Serves from 11am, subject to availability.
0:28.5	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:31.9	this is never seen it.
0:38.3	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:42.6	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
0:47.1	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before.
0:54.8	Today, having never seen Greyhound, it is me, Kyle, the guy from the podcast.
0:57.0	That's who hasn't seen it.
0:57.8	And I rewrote it.
0:59.4	And we read my script.
1:01.7	This is a script I wrote for a live show.
1:02.5	We did in Chicago.
1:06.7	Unfortunately, our live show audio didn't work.
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