Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Cheers

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Kyle Ayers has never seen Cheers, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Our host gets back in the writer's seat, and is joined by Daniel Shar and Bailey Norton to table read his script for what he probably thinks happens in the infamously wonderful pilot episode of "Cheers" Find us on twitter and instagram @neverseenitshow and @kyleayers for upcoming live shows! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sitting quietly once you've made the house all shiny.
0:04.0	Down time can be just fine, plain bangers from them 90s.
0:08.0	Tea break.
0:09.0	Lunt break.
0:10.0	Maybe listen to the outbreak.
0:12.0	Sometimes it's not time for some tombola, right?
0:15.0	It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time, or time to visit your nan time go on play some other time put your phone down
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1:09.3	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
1:12.7	this is never Seen It.
1:19.1	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
1:23.3	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
1:28.7	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before, and they read those scripts.
1:31.7	Today, I have never seen Cheers.
1:32.5	I'm Kyle.
1:33.6	I'm the host.
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