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Someone tried breaking in the front door with a crowbar.

And the security was so bad, we had been complaining.

They tried with a crowbar, and I didn't find out until months later.

And I said, you lot are mad. I said, you like mad.

Yeah.

And I'm going to show you.

Where mad dad.

That's it.

I'm going to show you how mad I am.

I thought it couldn't get worse to what I saw in my estate.

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