Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing Stupiracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or

the time a pope put another pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments

and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually

happen.

Tune into a conspiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity.

Available wherever you get your podcasts.

Remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart.

K. K.J. Cutts.

All right, y'all, it is time for a world record attempt.

World record Wednesday gotta give your best

world record Wednesday.

We're chasing greatness today.

Okay, today we're going after the world record for the most match sticks in your nostrils.

The record is 68.

Look, I'm not going to lie lie I do not have big nostrils. I got very small

you do you have infant nose holes so this one's this is a challenge for me. Okay.

So who is J. Berg going to be challenging?

The lowest playing card has got them.

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