There's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby.

It's the whacked out news.

People breaking the law.

Ha, ha, fighting in the nude.

Had drunk people proven in the street.

Ha, ha.

It's the whacked out news.

So many people on meth.

Ow!

Well, we had a ton of people acting a fool over the Thanksgiving break.

So if you had a little drama in your family, let's see if it tops what the other All-Stars were doing.

A man in Illinois set his family's home on fire after he got into an argument with him during Thanksgiving dinner.

Oh, no. I'm going to show you I will set my own house on fire?

I don't know if it was his. It was the family's home. I assume he did live there by him saying that.

They say that family members said they were upset because he was antagonizing others in the home.

They asked him to leave. He agreed, but then he showed up about an hour

later and set his bedroom on fire and ran as the fire spread. Dude. They found him hiding at a

storage facility and arrested him. He's been charged with aggravated arson and residential arson.

They were able to put out the fire. Nobody was hurt in the blaze, but he might have to move out.

Probably won't be invited to Thanksgiving dinner next year. Do you think when he was hiding out in the storage unit, he thought he got away with it, or is he going, crap? I am dead as a goose right now. I mean, he sounds like a moron, so he might have thought he got away with it. I think so. If you're going to light your own bedroom on fire as retaliation to your family, I don't think you're playing with a full deck of cards. Probably not. Good chance of that. There was a guy that was dressed as the Grinch who ripped down Christmas decorations in Pittsburgh. Oh, that's on brand. Yeah, right. That would be a great break. It's terrible. It's just going on doing grinchy stuff? It's terrible. But if like everybody in the family is in on it, except for like one or two people. That's kind of funny. And they say when he was done with that, he then tried to steal an ambulance. Oh, my. Yeah, he was in character.

Yeah.

Wow. What if he'd still be in character if they tased him? Oh, my gosh. That would be so awesome to watch. What a video. The cops tasing the Grinch? Yeah. I think kids would probably like that, right? They would love it. Yeah, the Grinch doesn't win. Yeah. A family in Maine called the cops last week after a 50-year-old guy broke into their apartment, unwrapped all their Christmas gifts, and then took a nap on their couch. That sounds like he was over-served. It sounds like he was overserved. Also, maybe on some shrooms of sorts. Yes. We think hallucinogenics were involved.

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