KVJ Cuts- Two Truths and a Lie (05-18-22)

The KVJ Show

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🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Tripped A Restaurant Mascot, Had a Powerline Part Fall In His Yard, or Accidentally Got Friend Sick... Which one of these stories is a lie?

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0:00.0	McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%
0:04.7	British beef patties, so they're even juicier.
0:07.7	And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your
0:11.4	buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with
0:15.0	prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:18.0	Mm.
0:20.0	K. J. Cutts. KVJJ cuts.
0:28.0	Two truce and a lie. All right, we got somebody here that is going to be a blatant liar and it's our job to try to sniff them out here today.
0:34.8	Got a couple of different stories and the first story we're going to hear is from
0:40.1	suits. The man with the secret girlfriend. Okay, yeah. We know he can keep secrets and lie and
0:46.8	be deceptive.
0:47.8	Don't let Gollum get in your head.
0:49.8	Yeah.
0:50.8	She's not getting in my head. She met her first of all.
0:54.0	I know.
0:55.0	Secret girlfriend.
0:57.0	All right.
0:58.0	What do you got for us today's suits?
0:59.0	So back when I was turning, it was like 10 or 11 years old,
1:02.0	we did a family vacation up to New York.
1:04.8	And it was my first time ever going to Manhattan.
1:06.3	So it was a pretty cool experience to see it all as a kid.
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