KVJ Cuts- Stupid Product Warnings (07-23-24)
The KVJ Show
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🗓️ 23 July 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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They put the warning there because somebody did it once- Listen to these nonsensical Warning Labels!
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| 0:00.0 | Everything you learned in history class was a lie. |
| 0:04.7 | Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts. |
| 0:07.4 | Introducing Stupiracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy. |
| 0:11.0 | Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or |
| 0:14.0 | the time a pope put another pope's corpse on trial? |
| 0:16.7 | Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments |
| 0:21.8 | and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually |
| 0:25.1 | happen. |
| 0:26.1 | Tune into a conspiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity. |
| 0:30.4 | Available wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:32.3 | Remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart. |
| 0:35.0 | K. K. J. Cutts. |
| 0:38.0 | To me, I just want to know the stories behind these really stupid product warnings because somebody, some idiot out there had to do it and then that's why they have to put it on the product. |
| 0:49.0 | They don't just do it, to just do it. |
| 0:52.0 | Somebody does it, then they have to try to cover their behind from |
| 0:55.6 | any kind of stupid lawsuit so I'm gonna name the product warning you tell me if |
| 0:59.9 | you can name the product here it says caution do not spray in eyes is that on a garden |
| 1:05.1 | hose a can of paint or under arm deodorant what do you think that one is all |
| 1:11.0 | of the above it could be actually actually, yeah, it's true. |
| 1:14.2 | It might be all of the above. |
| 1:15.4 | That specifically came from an underarm deodorant can. |
| 1:18.1 | Okay. |
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