KVJ cuts. It's going to be different this year. It's not going to be the same chaos.

There's not going to be a thousand people arrested. There's not going to be two people gunned down or more on South Beach.

Because Miami Beach has broken up with spring break.

At least that's what they put on their website.

Oh yeah, it's on their website.

They even made a commercial Virginia just to let everyone know that they were breaking up

officially with spring break. We need to talk. This isn't working anymore and it's not us. It's you. We just want different things.

Our idea of a good time is relaxing on the beach.

Hitting up the spot or checking out a new restaurant.

You just want to get drunk in public and ignore laws.

Do you even remember what happened last March?

That was our breaking point, so we're breaking up with you. And don't try to apologize and come crawling back

This isn't safe. So we're done and just so you know we're serious

This March you can expect things like curfews, bag checks, and restricted beach access.

DUI checkpoints, $100 parking, and strong police enforcement for drug possession and violence.

Whatever it takes, because it's time to move on.

Maybe we can talk when you're done with your spring break phase,

but until then.

Wow.

Who put that out?

Miami Beach.

That was not good move.

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