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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- If You Married The 1st Person You Had Sex With (01-19-23)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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If You Married The 1st Person You Had Sex With... How Much Different Would Your Life Be?

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0:00.0

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0:06.4

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0:09.6

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0:17.8

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0:21.2

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0:23.4

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0:27.6

find it on you a podcast.com.

0:30.0

kvj cuts.

0:32.0

Well this question got my head spinning. If you were forced to marry the person you

0:36.2

lost your virginity to, how would your life be going right now? Wow. Where do you think you would be what would be going on?

0:45.0

Now for me, I just look at the person that I lost my virginity to what they're doing.

0:52.0

And you know you can find them you found them yeah I I know you know

0:57.3

what's what's going on in their life are they still in Ohio they're still in my hometown of Logan and that's where you lost it.

1:05.3

Yeah. Oh yeah on a bathroom floor? Yeah it was yeah. What are you a shaggy song? It was yeah I was I was shaggy before shaggy was shaggy song? It was, yeah I was shaggy before shaggy it was

1:15.3

it wasn't me? What a lucky girl right? Oh my gosh. That poor lady.

1:21.0

He only takes his lady to the finest. That poor lady. Lady. Lady!

1:23.0

He only takes his lady to the finest spot.

1:25.0

Oh yeah.

1:26.0

Gosh, I mean, when you say it out loud, I lost my Virginia on a bathroom floor in Logan Ohio.

1:32.0

It doesn't get much trashier than that.

1:34.8

Did you or did you not have a mowet at the time?

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