KVJ cuts. Well generally trying to help somebody out here with their

relationship everything is great except for the talk during romantic time. You said you had examples I am so excited. I did so I

will throw a cautionary innuendo warning on this. Do we need the sexophone?

I don't know if you call this sexy or not.

I do have it ready to go though, just in case.

Because the dirty talk is not landing and it's kind of

affecting the relationship. It says here in the email I have been dating this girl

for four months and I love everything about her except for how

she behaves in the bedroom. I'm very attracted to her and I want to be with her and often. But when we are getting intimate, she always seems to be saying something to ruin the mood.

Most of the time, it is obscenely filthy talk that just doesn't quite land. It's not sexy, it's just vulgar or gross.

Oh, a rodgy. Like what? What is she saying? Here's the quick warning that I have for you about innuendo.

Oh, I'm so excited.

She once said,

Eat me like a fat kid eats cake.

Okay, I don't know if that would get you going.

Jaybird likes it.

No, it's good. It's cringing. You could have just stopped that.

E. I never hold on. Yeah, let's never mind.

You have to add in the jokes.

I don't know if she was. I think that's kind of where it was where it just didn't land

because he says when she's not vulgar she's cringe

once we had the TV on while we were fooling around, the show that was on was about a team that was digging for gold.

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