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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Am I The Jerk (06-25-24)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Am I The Jerk For Claiming My Rightful Parking Spot?

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0:00.0

KVJJ cuts.

0:02.0

All of these people in my life acting deserve.

0:06.0

I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt.

0:08.0

I need to know if I am a teacher.

0:10.0

Oh, am I a teacher?

0:12.0

Okay, this person want to know if they're a jerk for Oh, MIT Jerkha.

0:18.0

This person want to know if they're a jerk for comparing their kids destruction to mine. It says, my six-year-old was at the neighbor's house playing on a plastic slide and broke it.

0:25.0

I don't know exactly how it happened but they said that my son broke it.

0:29.8

So they want us to buy them a new one.

0:31.8

But about a month ago, their son was at our house

0:35.9

and broke a vase of mine,

0:38.0

which is worth a lot more than this silly slide,

0:40.8

and I never said anything.

0:42.4

So do I bring up my vase now? Are we even? What would you do? Oh boy.

0:49.0

Okay. This is tough. It's weird when stuff like that happens. I remember there was a time where

0:57.2

Something got destroyed at my house and then I brought it up because I wanted to let them know about it but then I felt bad after telling them.

1:03.7

I just didn't. I shouldn't even said anything. And I agree with that. I should have said anything.

1:08.6

Look, none of these things were done on purpose. So you shouldn't bring up the vase and they

1:14.5

shouldn't bring up the slide. But they have brought up the slide. But this is just

1:17.8

what happens in life. When you go out in the world, sometimes accidents happen.

1:22.1

And I would maybe say to them via email hey you know I

1:27.6

didn't bring up the vase and I'm happy to pay for the slide but just FYI there was a vase that I never brought up just because I'm not a doosh.

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