Kumail Nanjiani!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and actor Kumail Nanjiani! You know Kumail Nanjiani from Stand Up Comedy, Saturday Night Live, Portlandia, Conan, Tigerbelly, This is Not Happening, Working It Out Podcast, We Might Be Drunk, Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend, Whiskey Ginger, Blocks Podcast and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Draft Kings: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code AYG. True Classic: Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/garbage Liquid I.V: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://LIQUID-IV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code GARBAGE at checkout. Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred Gambler. In New York, call 8778HOPENY or text HOPENY (four six seven three six nine). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit ccpg dot org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas).Fees may apply in IL. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Bonus bets expire seven days after issuance. See sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash promos. NFL Sunday Ticket offer for new subscribers only and auto-renews until cancelled. Digital games and commercial use excluded. Restrictions apply. Additional NFL Sunday Ticket terms at https://youtube.com/go/nflsundayticket/terms. Limited time offer. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I got a question for all you bozos and homies out there. Do you think your garbage? We'll come find out the boys are about to hit the road for that back on the block tour. We're starting out there on the left coast, baby. Yeah, we got San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Brea. Then we got Burlington, Vermont, Boston, Massachusetts, Atlanta, Charlotte, Raleigh, Richmond, Baltimore, Philadelphia, at the Met, Rochester, Toronto. Guys, get your tickets now. These will sell out.
0:24.2	We love you.
0:24.7	They'll see. at Raleigh, Richmond, Baltimore, Philadelphia, at the Met, Rochester, Toronto.
0:21.8	Guys, get your tickets now.
0:23.1	These will sell out.
0:24.2	We love you.
0:24.7	They'll see you on a road.
0:26.2	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
0:31.6	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts,
0:42.3	Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:49.4	This is R. You Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down to your favorite comedians,
0:53.3	and we find that after you go to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. Oh, yeah. So that little show, we sit down to your favorite comedians, and we found it after you're to be classy.
0:55.1	Yeah.
0:55.5	Just a big old piece of trash.
0:57.2	Trash, trash, trash.
0:57.8	I'm your host, Dave Choli coming at you on a beautiful day.
1:00.6	We're out back here with Tootty's in a new edition.
1:02.8	She just got back from the pet store.
1:04.1	Okay.
1:04.5	Got a piranha.
1:06.2	Gonna show me later. Pretty sick, huh? Kind of a Chinese star. Mike Coz is coming at you from right next to me.
1:12.3	He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in a whole wide world. And I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube.
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