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The Champs with Neal Brennan + Moshe Kasher

Kumail Nanjiani

The Champs with Neal Brennan + Moshe Kasher

The Champs

4.72.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2013

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Pakistani-born comedian sits down with the Champs to discuss coming to America, losing his religion, and the first time he touched a woman (at the age of 18. Yes. 18.).

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Neil. Today's episode of The Champs is brought to you by Audible.

0:07.0

Go to audiblepodcast.com, slash the champs, and you get a free audiobook download.

0:15.0

Audio books are the shit. I've mentioned it before. They are the straight shit.

0:23.0

A couple of books I would recommend that they have an audible live from New York and uncensored history of sorry, live,

0:30.0

written by Tom Shales and James Andrew Miller. It came up probably ten years ago,

0:37.0

and it's just an awesome book about the goings-on of SNL and the history of the show.

0:43.0

It's basically like a tent like everybody talks, which is like quotes from Lauren, quotes from, you know,

0:49.0

throughout the chronology. It's really, really helpful. If you want to be in sketch comedy,

0:53.0

I read it before a spell show, and it really helped for real.

0:59.0

Another great book is, remember one few episodes ago, I was talking about my disaster plan,

1:06.0

what I'm going to do, and I'm going to go to Marina Del Rey and get on a boat.

1:11.0

The guy who told me to do that has a book out. Sam Sheridan is his name.

1:16.0

His book is called The Disaster Diaries. It's basically like what to do when the shit hits a fan.

1:23.0

He basically went and did all this stuff. That book's on audiobook.

1:27.0

So it's whatever. Tina's got a book. Larry Wilmore has a book, an audible book, an audiobook.

1:33.0

So go to audiopodcast.com, slash the champs, and download yourself some mother-fucking books,

1:42.0

and it makes us look good when you put our code in, audiblepodcast.com, slash the champs.

1:49.0

Go for it!

1:51.0

What's not promote anything today?

1:53.0

Well, that's a wonderful idea. Email us, email the champs at gmail.com for all of your champs related to mine.

1:59.0

Well, you guys write the champs at gmail.com?

2:01.0

Yeah, man. We don't forget about the champs.

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