Hey, the bird show I say this in the kindest way

Nobody does stupid better than Kristen and that's why we have Kristen stupid bit of the week

And we have proved I'm so good at stupid this is the second time we're doing this is we you know

What I want to give you the highest compliment you are the queen of students. Yeah

Yeah, I tried to mark that like Mariah Carey was trying to trademark the queen of Christmas. I don't think anybody will fight you on

Yeah, I'm fairly certain it's open

I'm gonna add that to much to do list. All right, so yeah, this is called fake news

I have three headlines all of which have been out there. I didn't make these up. I actually found them

One is true

To our fake and you have to figure out which is the real one or like they're all real headlines

But which one is the actual real story? So this is the continuation of the first one you did where the moms

Baby sucked her nipple off correct and the baby choked on the nipple correct and that turned out to be the true story correct

For the record I started really strong you really did

All right, so this one not as strong but interesting nonetheless

Here are your three headlines to her fake one is true

Couple in California named baby with an emoji

Okay quite possible

Nurse arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks after the patient passes away. Oh for sure that happened

I get it's not even shocking anymore

Women murder's roommate for sending too many candy crush request

Wow, those are credible annoying, but they ain't that annoying

Yeah, I'm going with the second one. I don't know why but the second one strikes me as that could actually have happened in nurse

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