Kristin’s Let Out A Silent But Deadly Confession That Had The Studio Screaming!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Kristen, I bring you gifts this morning. |
| 0:05.2 | You do? |
| 0:06.2 | Yes, I come bearing gifts. |
| 0:07.7 | What did I do to deserve a gift? |
| 0:09.8 | It's more defense, I think, than anything else. |
| 0:12.0 | Could you tell me you're on your period this week, right? |
| 0:13.7 | Well, I'm done now, but so I'm done. |
| 0:18.2 | I'm gonna give you the gift anyway. |
| 0:19.2 | Okay, thanks. |
| 0:20.2 | How long do you think this thing lasts? |
| 0:22.9 | So I know that you're a fan of the fart. |
| 0:29.4 | Oh, big fan of the fart. |
| 0:32.0 | So this video is going viral right now. |
| 0:36.6 | And I just have to paint the picture. |
| 0:39.0 | I couldn't figure out what I was watching it if I would be totally and completely grossed |
| 0:44.6 | out by it. |
| 0:45.6 | Or it was really a beautiful sign of unconditional love and we could do whatever we want in front |
| 0:54.5 | of each other. |
| 0:55.5 | Okay. |
| 0:56.5 | And I'm gonna love you the way. |
| 0:57.5 | It appears to me that you got two mid fifties people, man, woman on couch, right? |
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