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Kristin’s Baby Boy Is Turning Two Today And She Doesn’t Know How To Feel!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Everyone say Happy Birthday! Kristin's baby boy Jimmy turns two today and it’s got her all up in her feels. \U0001f979🎂 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, the bird show.

0:02.0

Celebrate everything and celebrate big.

0:05.0

That's kind of like my new philosophy right there.

0:08.0

Everything should be celebrated.

0:10.0

You know why?

0:11.0

Because someday we're not going to be here.

0:13.0

You know what?

0:15.0

And the memories and the milestones that you're going through

0:18.0

should be celebrated.

0:20.0

And Kristen, has he got a big one today?

0:22.0

I do.

0:23.0

And you didn't used to be that way, by the way.

0:25.0

I learned something about myself yesterday

0:28.0

about celebrating that I'll get into later.

0:30.0

I just don't, this is your story.

0:32.0

It's about you.

0:33.0

So I'll do mine later.

0:35.0

Today is my baby's second birthday.

0:38.0

Happy birthday, Jimmy.

0:40.0

Don't even call up here and think that you got a cute

0:42.0

or baby day in Christmas.

0:43.0

It's just impossible.

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