Kristin Needs To Pop Off On Someone Over Her Son
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🗓️ 27 July 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the bird show. She's mad at you. She disappointed in you. She just doesn't know who you are. |
| 0:06.5 | I don't know who to direct my anger towards. I have all this anger and I don't know who to spew it upon, but there's somebody. |
| 0:13.8 | How about that Oppenheimer, dude? No, I don't know. |
| 0:16.4 | I'm pretty mad at him. I'm pretty mad at him. Yeah, that's pretty easy target. |
| 0:21.0 | I don't think me getting mad at him over the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is who I need to direct this anger toward. |
| 0:26.6 | Well, you can't be mad at Mickey Mouse. You want a bet? |
| 0:29.1 | That ain't cool. Oh, you want a bet. That is really not cool. |
| 0:31.8 | Listen, the only thing that can produce a talking mouse is copious amounts of radiation. |
| 0:35.6 | All right, this is his fault. It got it. All right, so I don't know where my son got the desire |
| 0:43.4 | for Mickey. My husband and I have never discussed Disney, have never discussed Mickey. |
| 0:50.8 | Yes, Winnie the Pooh, who's part of the Disney family, is his nursery, and I'm not even a nursery |
| 0:56.4 | market. He's not a baby. You know, you only have like 17 years. Oh, man. |
| 1:00.4 | That you can spend quality time with that kid. 16, 16, 16, 16, so I'm trying to figure out |
| 1:05.3 | to why all of a sudden he has this desire to watch the Mickey Mouse Club. |
| 1:10.0 | This is a little, a little finger. Yes, but it possibly be the Disney shirt that you're wearing |
| 1:15.7 | right now that has ignited his desire to watch Disney. No, because it's Mickey, like he can't read. |
| 1:20.8 | So he doesn't know like what first big adventure is all about. So this would not make any sense to him. |
| 1:25.6 | He, all of a sudden said, I won't watch Mickey Mouse. I won't watch Mickey Mouse. |
| 1:32.0 | And I'm like, where did this come from? So we put on the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. And when I say |
| 1:37.6 | this cartoon is like nails on a chalkboard for me, Katie, if you can get it ready, |
| 1:45.4 | if I hear them call toodles one more time, I'm going to lose my ever-loven mind and |
| 1:50.8 | fear-reating. I'm seriously wanting to unalive somebody. He's always been a huge, |
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