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The Bert Show

Kristin Doesn’t Know How To Feel Now That She’s A COUGAR!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Kristin is having a hard time accepting who and what she is after her Girl's Trip. Can any other cougars relate?

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0:00.0

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0:32.5

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0:34.5

Somebody held a mirror up to my face.

0:37.0

I had a hard time swallowing what I was looking at.

0:39.9

Time to go back to the Botox lady.

0:44.0

Went out with my girls for a girls weekend.

0:47.0

And it was the four of us out and about on the town.

0:50.9

Pompano Beach, Florida, baby.

0:52.8

Woo!

0:53.8

It doesn't get very lit and people are typically going home by 11. And listen, Florida, baby. Woo! It doesn't get very lit,

0:55.4

and people are typically going home by 11.

0:57.3

And listen, I'm here to let you know

0:59.1

that a cougar is not defined by age,

1:02.7

but more defined by activities.

1:04.7

All right?

1:05.4

Tug energy.

1:06.9

However,

1:08.7

I was informed that I'm a cougar.

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