Kristi Noem's Husband Gets Busty & Lindsey Graham Spotted at Disney World | Julio Torres

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Desi Lydic dives into Lindsey Graham’s wartime day off at Disney World, Pete Hegseth's poetic take on the Iran War, Trump's flailing on the Strait of Hormuz as gas prices reach over $4 a gallon, and the leaked sexcapades of Kristi Noem’s husband that make her f**k plane look tame. Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosta drive each other March Mad over a UConn buzzer-beater win against Duke and go head-to-head over big news in baseball, including instant replay for umpires and instant diarrhea for ballpark foodies. Award-winning filmmaker and comedian, Julio Torres, sits down with Desi to discuss his new HBO special, "Color Theories." Torres invites viewers into an immersive experience in his whimsical world; he explains how Democrats and Republicans embody navy blue and burgundy because of what they hide, why everyone has a little bit of synesthesia, and whether anyone knows what color “puce” is. -- Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/the-daily-show/ The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central. -- Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at https://meetfabric.com/daily Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.4	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central
0:10.0	is America's only source for news.
0:13.7	This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Leidick. Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Jesse Lightick. We've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:36.0	Lindsay Graham is a Disney princess. Major League Baseball is giving you a stomach ache,
0:40.3	and Pete Hexeth gives a speech that makes you hope he's drinking again.
0:44.3	So let's get into the headlines.
0:50.3	Let's kick things off with Christine Nome,
0:52.3	former Secretary of Homeland Security,
0:55.4	and the inciting incident in all dogs go to heaven.
0:59.8	She's had a bad time recently.
1:01.8	She lost her job.
1:03.3	We found out about her affair and how it happened on a taxpayer-funded f***lein.
1:09.2	She really needs to just lay low and stay out of the headlines.
1:13.9	Sorry, what's that?
1:15.2	Former Homeland Security Chief Christy Knoem is said to be stunned by reports that her husband
1:19.9	may be leading a cross-dressing double life.
1:22.9	According to the Daily Mail, Noam's 56-year-old husband, Brian, is a secret cross-dresser who wears
1:30.7	gigantic fake boobs and wears pink hot pants while he chats online with fetish models
1:37.7	who have gigantic breasts.
1:53.0	I can't believe the lady banging her employee on a f* plane is the less messy one in their marriage. But you know what? You live your truth, Brian. Oh, she can dress up and you can't. F* that. You know what?
2:06.6	If she had an affair, you have a free pass.
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