All right, we have the juiciest breaking news on the planet.

It's absolutely delicious.

The hypocrisy is exactly what we've always predicted.

Turns out that Christy Noam, you know, who's in a godly marriage, her husband has a secret

double life and he's a cross-dresser.

His name is Brian.

And you just know immediately when your parents spell your name Brian, B-R-Y-O-N,

you know it's going to be trouble from there.

And he posts pouting, busty, bimbo photos and a trove of explicit messages.

Pop this up, Kylie. Of course, the Daily Mail is reporting

the secret double life of Christy Nome's cross-dressing husband, Brian. And so here he is with

his big boobies and he's making a little duck face for the camera while his wife, of course,

is outscrewing Corey Lewandowski and calling American

citizens that were executed by her regime terrorists, when in fact they were just peaceful

protesters. The hypocrisy is always rampant with these people. Here is her husband, and these are the

photos that have been unearth. There he is in his little pink panties and he has some boobs that he puts on and he's

doing a close up, you know, pushing his boobs up to the camera.

And reminds you guys, these are the family values people.

Here he is.

He likes a big rag.

Here he has on blue panties.

He's very fond of this duck face, big titty duck face. Christine Nome's husband,

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