'Kokomo' by The Beach Boys (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Punch Up The Jam

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Music, Comedy, Music Commentary

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Is Kokomo a physical location, or a timeless, spiritual plane of existence in the perpetual Happy Hour of the mind? Jon Gabrus (@gabrus – High & Mighty, Raised By TV, Action Boyz) stops by to talk about his schoolchild memories of Kokomo, Sebastian the crab, geolocated orgasms, John Stamos yogurt and eventually, the Beach Boys's 1988 tropical cruise ship anthem, Kokomo! This episode is brought to you by Hims and Quip! • http://forhims.com/JAM • http://getquip.com/JAM

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:05.5	Why do I feel in my head? I'm like there's something I'm missing. I can't figure out what it is. You have your clips. Yep. I have my notes. Yep. We're recording. Yep. We got beverages. Yep. Oh, no, I don't. It's fine. Do you want to share mine? No?
0:16.7	You love LaCroix. I hate LaCroix. I know. It's about me.
0:19.2	Are you a salesperson though? No. No. That's why I hate LaCroix. Well, yeah, that would be a fun. Yeah.
0:24.7	But some people like hate LaCroix and they're like, I only drink Kroger's or like I love Pellegrino. You know, like there's no. I think like once you've been in a writers room for like a year, you have like extreme sales or preferences.
0:35.7	Yes. We got a cooler full of full of spin drift because one of our writers has just been talking about them so much on social media. And at some point they were just like, oh, I worked the late late show.
0:44.7	And they're like, oh, can we send you something? And they just sent us a cool like a spin drift brand cooler and a bunch of spin drift.
0:50.7	Which is a delight for everyone except me. You don't like that. I don't like any. I like my water. Like I like my corpses.
0:57.7	Flat still. Yes. Flat. I like my water. Like I like my women. Flat and in a bottle.
1:06.7	Oh, genius. What he's saying is there should be more female genius. Hell yeah, dude. It's 2018. Yeah, more lady slaves.
1:20.7	It's time.
1:27.7	It's time for a punch.
1:29.7	Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch.
1:33.7	Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch.
1:35.7	What's up? You punched back of Notre-Jams.
1:38.7	Are we saving that? Nope.
1:40.7	Not anymore. Not anymore. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah.
1:44.7	Welcome back to another episode of Punch Up The Jam.
1:47.7	Mio, what's what the fuck is this?
1:50.7	Again, great question. Not from qualified to answer.
1:53.7	Oh, no. I was born 29 years ago.
1:56.7	Hey. Still haven't figured it out.
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