New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. To present you now with your counterfeit handicapped placard that I have been working on. Where is it? I have a bit of a... You've been working on forever, dude. No, the problem is I ordered the wrong... I needed to get the plastic laminate stuff because all I had at home was blue construction paper and it didn't look good for a handicapped placard. So I ordered plastic sheets from Amazon, red and blue, by the way. Plastic sheets? Like plastic... Like l like laminar folders they basically i bought folders

that are shiny like exactly like the material would be for the handicapped blackards and they sent

them and i started cutting them and then i realized that i totally did a i have everything done i made the

hand i drew the handicapped thing with white

out it looks great white out yeah how else you're supposed to do it so you did white

out on a shiny folder that is covered in blue construction paper didn't use the

blue construction paper but what I didn't let the white out dry enough so when I went to move everything and I had a pretty good looking one, it smeared all over. So it looks handicapped. The handicapped placard looks handicapped. I mean, everything you've just said makes it seem that way. So I'm going to. This is what happened with the ID. Did it not Omar? No, no, I made Omar a great. There was a lot of delay. A lot of... And then at the end of the day, I think, was it Johnny or Vanessa? Who ended up finishing and doing most of the work? Ginger Justin. It wasn't Klein. Ginger Justin did a lot of it was. Cut to tomorrow when Klein brings a bunch of... I did. No, first of all. Justin, get on that.

When I made you your fake idea, Omar, it was a great fake idea. You just happened to go to the... It was not a great fake ID. By any stretch of the imagination. You went to the wrong place to use it. You used like scotch tape for most of it. You didn't even get it laminated properly. properly. Yeah, I did laminate it with tape. But aside from that, was it a picture of you on it? Yes or no? Yeah. That's the one thing that you got right, a picture of me. Everything else was like, whatever. Well, if you hadn't gotten that part right, that would be truly ridiculous. It's not even a picture of it. It's not hard. It's not hard to make a fake ID.

And it's not hard to make...

If you drew any of this free hand,

I know it is terrible.

It's not terrible.

It's not hard to make a terrible ID.

What's terrible is I'd explain to my wife.

She said, why do we have a handy?

She even thought it was real.

She said on the, why do we have a handicapped?

I'm forgetting her a fake one. And she goes, why would you do that? And I said, because they said I couldn't make a good fake handicapped placard. And apparently that's big business. By the way, Cripple Cody had a few messages

about this that he said the fines are really bad. Yeah, somebody else called about that. They said,

if you get caught with a fake handicap or you're using somebody else's, the fines are really bad.

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