Klein's A Pussy & Ally's New Race Photo Is 🤌(FULL SHOW 4-13)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

This was supposed to be the morning Klein shaved his head, but instead we started the show with an emotional email Klein wrote us last night about why he won't do it. Is he the biggest pussy in the world? Or does he have a point? Perhaps even more absurd is how suddenly he's developed a conscience. We broke down weekend 1 of Coachella which included destroyed campgrounds, cameos from Billy Corgan & Susan Serandon, and Johnny telling us about the 'sea lion' challenge. Johnny also shared an interaction with an A-Lister that left us all fuming! Ally ran another 10k, but realized it might have been a pro-Maga race after reading between the lines. Regardless, the race produced a new incredibly embarrassing photo of Ally mid-run, which can be seen on our IG @kleinallyshow. The boss has already approved purchasing the photo to make a cardboard cutout. Plus a new Sound Space event with Bleachers, and IS IT PLANT? Klein brought in two real plants and one fake one to see if we could tell the difference with the naked eye.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Hey, what's going on, Granitelli?
0:33.2	Are you ready?
0:35.6	We're going back to the freaking moon, that's why.
0:39.3	I love Klein and Alley, you little bitch.
0:42.5	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:45.9	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:48.9	Good morning, everybody.
0:50.8	Oh, sweet David's sake, did you see that?
0:53.2	Meet about Clown All right. Let's get the still shouted. It's so start. everybody. Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that? Beep a guy and Annie's show.
0:55.0	Let's get the still shouted.
0:57.0	The show started.
0:59.0	The show started.
1:00.0	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:03.0	Three, two, one.
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