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Wild Times: Wildlife Education

Kite Flying Monkey, Beards, Aliens and Ghosts

Wild Times: Wildlife Education

Wildlife Educator - Forrest Galante

Science, Nature

4.9685 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The show opens with Forrest telling us a bit about his quarantine exercise routine, and how it makes him look like a lobster. Then the crew watch a monkey fly a kite (no, I'm serious). After that, we hear a bit about Forrest's potato hoarding on his episode of Naked and Afraid. The boys take a deep dive into the paranormal and debate if ghosts and aliens exist. Forrest, Pat, and Retep share their own paranormal stories. Contest winner #2 is announced and the boys travel to a deserted island for this week's Battle Royale! After a bit of hair and beard talk the crew says goodnight. Find us on social media @wildtimespod Check out the videos mentioned in the episode here: https://thewildtimespodcast.com/kite-flying-monkey-beards-aliens-and-ghosts/

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, scatman.

0:01.1

Let's do this.

0:02.0

Bibb-de-b-boop-boop-skeet, skeet.

0:04.5

That's...

0:05.2

That is not scatting.

0:07.3

Wow time.

0:08.5

Wild times.

0:09.7

Peter, what would you do with this beard if you could?

0:11.8

I would shave it off and glue it together and stick it on my dog's butt so I can pet it daily.

0:18.1

All right, come on, Patrick.

0:19.3

You got to do it scabba de do bod-didi be da da da bo do wild times yeah that is forest you have a

0:27.2

beautiful falsetto holy show yeah very in tune was that auto-tuned oh boy we are back episode

0:34.2

six of the wild times i am joined today by scatmaster mr patrick de lucca what's up

0:39.3

patrick hey man i am uh i am hot and sweltering that's why i'm wearing this tank top and uh it's

0:45.8

just hot as shit in here and of course as always retep spelt forwards is peter peter how you doing

0:52.0

good afternoon gentlemen how are you man i'm doing well. How are you?

0:55.6

You know what I did today, guys?

0:57.8

So I have a peloton exercise bike, and I have been sitting in my garage under my neon fluorescent

1:04.4

lights exercising, and so I dragged my peloton out into the sun, which, by the way, they

1:10.1

weigh a metric ton, and rode the bike for an hour and a half in my boxers into the sun, which by the way, they weigh a metric ton and rode the

1:12.5

bike for an hour and a half in my boxers in the sun. That's what I did today for exercise.

1:16.4

Is that why you look like a lobster right now? Yes, that is why I'm so red. You went fishing

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