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Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast

Kit Harington | Mark Hamill | Jokes Seth Can't Tell

Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast

NBC

Politics, Seth Myers, Seth Meyers, News, News Commentary, Authors, Books, Political Comedy, A Closer Look, Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2019

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Esquire magazine featuring a profile on the hardships of growing up white, middle class and male.

Then, Kit Harington talks about his recent stint hosting SNL, pranking his wife on April Fools' Day and resisting the urge to spoil the ending of Game of Thrones for himself.

After that, Mark Hamill talks about falling into his character in Knightfall, trolling Star Wars fans and the differences between screen acting and voice acting.

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0:00.0

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0:26.4

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0:46.7

From 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, please enjoy this podcast edition of Late Night

0:50.6

with Seth Meyers. On today's show Seth is joined by his writers Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagle for

0:55.1

a round of jokes, Steph Cantell. Then you'll hear his recent interviews with Kid Harrington and Mark

0:59.6

Campbell. Now let's go to Seth. Here at Late Night, every night, I deliver a monologue comprised of

1:09.9

jokes written by a diverse team of writers as a result. A lot of jokes come across my desk,

1:13.8

the due to mine being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don't think

1:18.2

that should stop you from enjoying them. So we'd like to share them with you now in a segment called

1:22.7

joke, Seth Cantell. Hey, everybody, these are two of our writers Amber and Jenny. I'm Black.

1:31.5

And I'm gay. And we're both women. And I'm not. So here's how this works. I will read the setups

1:37.9

for these jokes and then Amber and Jenny will read the punchlines. Here we go. A Virginia woman was

1:44.0

arrested for public intoxication last week after she was spotted carrying a suitcase with three

1:49.0

cats inside. Said Lysvians, three. Where are the rest of her cats?

1:55.9

Esquire Magazine recently featured a profile on the hardships of growing up white middle class

2:01.1

and male. Said Black people, ooh, fiction.

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