Kirk Minihane, Dave Portnoy, and Ryan Whitney Recap The Barstool Chicago Minigolf Open | The Unnamed Show - Episode 9

The Unnamed Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.7 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Kirk, Dave, and Whitney are in Chicago following the first day of the Mini Golf Open. (5:00) Kirk breaks down what happened on the 7th hole last night. (8:35) Kirk and Hannah Cook had a heated exchange on the course. (12:25) KFC joins to discuss being left out of mini golf and Hannah Cook being selected over him. (13:35) Dave was going to give Big Cat a two shot penalty for using Jersey Jerry as a caddy, until Kirk and Whit intervened. (17:30) Whitney asks Dave about Dante wondering if he was in the Illuminati. (19:10) Kirk explains that he is in a down spot mentally. (22:15) Dave breaks down "the guy behind the curtain" giving him advice on the course. (27:00) O.J. Simpson died. (28:15) The trio discuss UConn's title run and Dave's big bet. (30:15) With the Masters beginning, all eyes are on Scottie Scheffler. (32:45) Is Dave the new Mattress Mack? (34:55) Debunking wive's tales. (36:35) Miss Peaches may be getting an agent. (36:45) Dave recaps Miss Peaches' visit to the vet after eating his gum. (40:15) Miss Peaches' scumbag original owner has been reaching out to Dave. (43:35) Kirk thinks if Whit loses in mini golf it'll be the biggest collapse in Barstool competitive history. (44:15) Billy Football could be getting recruited by the Deep State. (45:45) Kirk and Whitney are shocked that Brandon never uses his lifetime tickets to The Masters. (46:15) Dave talks about his time at The Masters and how Talladega and Keeneland are similar. (49:45) Whitney reveals that Frankie Borrelli was emotional last night about Dave giving him his Barstool career. (50:15) Whitney will be at the Frozen Four. (50:45) The Dozen Trivia crown is Kirk's last chance at defending the Minislam title.

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0:00.0	Hey Barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.2	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	All right, we're on, we're back. Unnamed Show Off last week.
0:11.6	That was on me, apologies. We're live in Chicago, mini golf tournament. I'm here, Ryan
0:16.4	Winnie's here, Dave's here. Let me get an ad in. Oh, oh, add first? We got four, well, I got three. So we'll just knock them out.
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0:44.0	Remember your headphones on? Yeah, it, this is the, that's on Austin, the producer. Like, it says
0:50.2	mention lines and odds, but I don't have them in front of me, so.
0:54.3	Well, I mean, like the Masters is going on.
0:56.2	Yeah.
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0:59.0	Mention available lines and odds from Drafting and Sports Book app for U.S.C. 300.
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1:07.0	What do you got?
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1:34.7	should wager, say some of the lines, we'll do that.
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