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Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals

or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage.

You know it.

It's our little show.

We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. After just a big old piece of trash. I swear. I'm your host, A. H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootty's in the new edition. She had dinner with Chase Utley last night

Okay, wow

Which I didn't believe her, but she's got his wallet

Okay

My co's coming to in a new edition. She had dinner with Chase Utley last night. Okay. Oh, wow. Which I didn't believe her, but she's got his wallet.

Okay.

My coes is coming at you from across the table. That's a win. Get me on the board. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He's my best pal in the whole world. He's got on brand new jeans. We'll get into it. Woo. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

Kevin Jeans Ryan.

What's it called?

Remitted denim?

Salvin. to it. Who, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. Kevin Jeans Ryan. What's it called remitted denim? Salvage denim. Let me get the business out of way. Then we'll get into Kippy Gene. Kippie Cool jeans. What's up, King? Shout out to you. As always, please make sure you rate view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on. Also full video available over there on Spotify. On the charts. Climbing the charts in general, in all podcast and comedy. Number four on the charts. Why not? On cooking podcast, church. Kids are cooking. And then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com. Sry garbage. But folks don't take our word for it. Take the word of the 15,000 paid subscribers over there. We're moving numbers. Kids are moving units. Army of garbage. And I'd like to make a public statement regarding the jeans. This wasn't supposed to be public. They were, you know. Nobody can see them. I'm going to show the folks. I'm going to show the folks for sure. If you can stand up. You don't think I can get a pair of thundgeries? When I met, you used to wear jeans all the time. I bought a pair of jeans online, cool jeans. As I'm losing a couple pounds. Shout out modern medicine. Two pair you bought. I bought a cup. I bought three pair. Expensive. Yeah, expensive. I try to be cool. I try to buy because I blow out of it. I buy the I buy H&M jeans or pants. I buy Gap and I blow out of them because I wear them every day for four months and then there's a hole in them in the grundle because that's they're stretchy. These are, yeah, so they're nice. And I bought a lighter paradenum, you know what I mean? And, okay, where's that camera? What am I going to be in this one over here? I'm going to be in my. Looking like Swayzy. So So they're a little lighter. You know, I'm a married man. I'm typically I dress like Marilyn Manson most days. I'm in all black. I got black pants on black nail polished, the whole nine yards. My wife was like, try something like so I tried a pair. You know what I mean? Try a little lighter denim, but they came a little pre-stressed. Yeah. And... sliding the third a couple of times. Around the crotch area, there's, I'll just show you. I think it's 15% too distressed, and I'm trying to even it out. A couple washes, hopefully he'll smooth this thing out. I don't know. Some martinizing. Drop a comment. Can we put a poll up or something? Let's see them. Okay. Woo. Randy wrinkles, everybody. I feel like this area here's a little. Long bus ride, huh, big guy? I feel Russian or something. I feel Eastern European. I feel, do you ever see the guys who are like, they wear jeans like this, but they're doing like roofing at Home Depot? They're like picking up supplies in designer jeans. They've been squatting all day. Yeah, that's what I feel like. I feel like the pockets should be bedazzled a little bit. You think? I don't want them to be, but that's... A little juicy on there or something like that?

Something like a unicorn.

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