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In Review – A Kinda Funny Film & TV Podcast

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes In Review - Every Planet of the Apes Movie Ranked & Recapped

In Review – A Kinda Funny Film & TV Podcast

Kinda Funny

Tv & Film, Video Games, Film Reviews, Leisure

4.6 β€’ 618 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 106 minutes

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This episode of Kinda Funny In Review we rank, review, and recap the 2024 sequal Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Reboot directed by Wes Ball. Run of Show - - Start - Thoughts - ADS - Plot - RaGu BaGu - Rank Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh, that's my prime delivery.

0:01.6

What, already?

0:02.7

Only one thing can match the buzz of Prime's fast delivery.

0:06.2

And that's the buzz of Prime's entertainment.

0:09.0

What are we watching?

0:09.7

Heads of state, that new action comedy with Idris Elber as the Prime Minister,

0:13.3

John Sina as the president, and Prianka Chopra Jonas,

0:15.9

as their only hope.

0:17.0

It looks like a blast.

0:18.2

From fast delivery to explosive entertainment it's on prime for

0:22.7

only 899 a month join now content includes limited ads subscription or to renews for more

0:27.7

information go to amazon.com.ukukes slash prime What's up and welcome back to Kind of Funnies planet of the Apes in review.

0:49.3

Of course, I am Tim Gettys.

0:50.9

I am joined by Jubilee, Andy Cortez.

0:53.8

Hello.

0:54.4

I just love it so much. Every time I see it, it's like a brand new sense of joy. Thank you. You know, joining us as well, making his return to the Planet of the Apes in review. Luckily, he got to miss last week's episode. It's Tommar Hussein. I'm back, baby. I'm excited to talk about. I watched some of that movie and I was like, you know what? I'm glad I'm not going to make this one. Of course, it is Christmas in May, Joey, Noel. Keeps together strong, you know? Dude, let's go. And we have the producer slash seducer Nick Scarpino. Tomorrow, that's like two hours of my life. I'm never going to get back. So you owe us ice cream after this.

1:25.3

Are you, do you mind like just giving him a quick synopsis, Nick? Like the end of the movie. Oh my God. I watched like maybe, I got to the point where they tried to escape from the bad. No, no, see, you got to set it up. We got to set this up for anyone who didn't watch last week.

1:28.4

We are a hyper-advanced civilization.

2:35.7

The year is 2029. That is five years away from us. And the best we could figure out to do to get unmanned drones to space is to train monkeys and genetically engineer them. And the best person we can get to lead that program is Mark Wahlberg. Hey, is that a monkey is that a monkey? Oh my God. Why is that monkey? Look at me wrong. Is he a Red Sox fan? I hope he's on a Yankees fan. If he is, I'm going to hit him with a fucking hand. I'm going to hit him with a fucking hand. At the very, very end, essentially the monkey that he sent through, the monkey that he was chasing through the portal, pops up at the very, very end of the movie, and all the apes are like, oh, my God, Liza al-Qaib, like, he's right here, and then everybody horses him. And then Mark Wahlberg is like, let's go take some evolution to the monkeys. That's what he says. It's good. Really good. And then he makes out with one of the monkeys.

2:36.3

No, the- Not kidding.

2:37.0

Helen Abonnam Carter.

2:32.0

He kissed her and then kissed a blonde girl like 10 minutes later. Oh, that's how you... Another blonde girl has mange. That's how you spread disease. That's not safe. And then he missed the best part of the end where he flies through time in some sense

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