“Kimmel Is In A WAR” - Rob Schneider RIPS Late Night Hosts
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🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Late night comedy crosses into political propaganda. Patrick Bet-David and special guest Rob Schneider react to Jimmy Kimmel and others pushing conspiracy theories about Trump, Epstein files, and Venezuela. A breakdown of why late night lost the laughs, how politics hijacked comedy, and why audiences are tuning out.
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| 0:00.0 | So late night host, Jimmy Kemmel Fallon, all push conspiracy theory that Trump captured Maduro to distract from Epstein files. |
| 0:10.0 | Rob, if you got the clips, play it. We'll react to it. Go for it. |
| 0:13.6 | If you were wondering how bad these Epstein files are for Trump, turns out they're invade Venezuela bad. |
| 0:19.6 | This is literally the plot of the movie Wag the Dog. |
| 0:23.0 | The president gets caught in a sex scandal, so he attacks a smaller country to distract us. |
| 0:28.2 | And here we are. Distracted. |
| 0:30.0 | On Saturday, Venezuelan President Nicholas Maduro and his wife were captured by Delta |
| 0:35.4 | Force at their home in Caracas and brought to New York. |
| 0:38.5 | Trump watched the operation unfold in real time from the bunker in his basement at Moralago. |
| 0:44.0 | You can see there he is with Haguez and Marco Rubio. |
| 0:47.5 | This mission was called Operation Absolute Resolve, which is a title that was definitely generated |
| 0:53.8 | by ChatGBT. |
| 0:55.6 | I'll tell you, my response to that is it's a really good warning to comedians and other hosts and other people do shows that if you go too far down the, you know, conspiracy rabbit hole, or if you just get |
| 1:14.5 | too politicized, and then all of a sudden you're not, you know, you're not in the funny |
| 1:20.3 | business anymore. |
| 1:21.4 | You're just in the, it's, it's politics and it's, you know, it's it's really a propaganda through comedic imposition |
| 1:30.2 | they're imposing their views and uh it's just it wasn't funny and it wasn't particularly uh interesting |
| 1:36.7 | and it's also it's just factually uh incoherent because believe me if there was anything in those |
| 1:43.9 | files uh about trump the democrats |
| 1:47.4 | had it for years they would have released it but you think they would have they would have hid that |
| 1:51.6 | stuff to protect trump no it would have been out billboards so i mean look uh obviously it all that |
| 1:58.5 | stuff should come out but uh the the the the presumption that there's stuff |
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