Kimber, Coke for Christmas, Real IDs, & Red Bull Meltdowns TUESDAY TEASE!

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

This week on the teaser, we are fried, packed, and in full meltdown mode while prepping for a 15-day family trip to the Rocky Mountains. We made five episodes in a row and says the quality is “diminishing”—but luckily, Kimber King jumps in to save the day. They discuss Real ID panic, junkie holiday cravings, energy drink addiction, and a heavy moment on the most recent Patreon Zoom: a well-known Dopey Nation member relapsing and seeking treatment. This teaser has it all: micromanaging in-laws, Red Bull peach cases, Jolt soda nostalgia, trip chaos, relapse realism, and Dave wondering if he’ll be eaten by a grizzly. Also: Did Kimber shoot coke last Christmas? You gotta join Patreon to find out.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the Tuesday teaser for Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction and dumb shit.
0:23.8	And my name is Dave.
0:25.5	And we are very fortunate to have the lovely and vivacious Kimber King back on the show today.
0:33.0	If you want to hear the full episode, go www.com.com slash dopey podcast. I am currently somewhere
0:43.9	in the Rocky Mountains with my beautiful family unless I got eaten by a grizzly bear or a mountain
0:50.6	lion or fell off a cliff or who knows this week has been the christmas week the
0:57.6	christmas in july remembering our friend chris who died and i'm not putting anything into this
1:05.3	teaser that's it i've spent this week making five shows one after the other.
1:12.4	I have nothing else to talk about.
1:14.5	We're packing.
1:16.1	We're packing for this trip.
1:18.2	And my mother-in-law shows up.
1:20.9	And she just needs to micromanage at the very end.
1:25.4	And I don't know if any of you guys fly anywhere and have you
1:30.6	gotten the new id that's called the real id and if you don't have the real id they don't think
1:37.2	it's i was flying to california for dopey wood and they're like this is not a real id i'm like it
1:43.0	fucking is a real id and it turns out they have this new a real ID. I'm like, it fucking is a real ID.
1:44.2	And it turns out they have this new thing.
1:47.5	And I don't know how new it is, but they have this new thing called real ID where they add this.
1:53.0	Oh, God.
1:54.1	Feature.
1:55.1	That's a word that they say on Long Island.
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