Well, my friends, welcome back to Spot On with Link, Lauren. Happy hump day, okay? Happy Wednesday. If you're listening to us on Sirius XM, happy Thursday, okay? We're happy to be coming to you on Sirius XM. We have a jam-packed show. Okay, we're going to get into some politics. We've got the shutdown going on. Kamala Harris. She's still on her book

tour. It will not end. But we have to start with some culture, okay? We have to start by discussing

what went down on our last episode on Monday. When I ordered Megan Markle's products, okay,

earnestly, in good faith, you guys know I sat down to try them. I tried the spreads. I thought

the strawberry spread was fine. I had some friends come over and try the raspberry spread. They thought

that was actually okay, too. But the fact that the candle did not have a wick is unacceptable.

Okay, the fact that a $64 candle did not have a wick is unacceptable. And it ended up making

some news.

Okay, the Daily Mail and some other websites have done a whole story on where's the

wick? Now I've been asking this about Prince Harry for years. Where's the wick? He seems to be

wickless at this point, Prince Harry. He's pretty whipped for his wife, Megan Markle, and

emasculated living at the McMansion and Montecito. But $64 for a candle is unacceptable if it does not come with a wick. Now, like you guys, why is there a hole? Okay, I've spoken to several candle makers the last few days who've reached out to me. Either they poured too much wax and there's a wick down in there or it was broken off or it broke off somehow.

None of this is adding up to me. So I actually tried. I actually tried to get a refund. But when you

go to Megan Markle's website for her brand as ever, it says they don't do refunds for the type

of products that they sell. So I really got Markled, you guys. And we took a screenshot, okay?

If you go to the website to even click and report a damaged product, the link is broken.

Okay, the link is broken. I can't even report this as a damaged product. So we just tracked down an

email. We tracked down an email, my producer found an email for as ever. We are going to see what we can do because I'm going to follow this through to the end. It's not about the money for me. Okay, the content was worth it. Actually, it was almost Shakespearean and comedic and tragic. The way we opened the candle, we're so excited. I was running around the house looking for matches beforehand, texting my producer.

We were going to do a whole thing.

We opened it.

It was like, there's no wick.

Okay?

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