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He's Tim Bat, I'm Garmongonri and this, well this is a dumpster. Together we're best known for

watching bad movies too often but as the world turns to cast it we got a new thing going on.

We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire and then swiftly remove the world's

first ever trillionaire, dispersing their funds to humanity at large. We're taking your ideas,

pitching them against each other until we find one winner. Welcome to Kyliania.

Hello and welcome to another exciting edition of Kyliania, a game show slash.

I'm going to call life competition to create Earth's first trillionaire and then

disperse all the money from killing the world's first trillionaire. Can I also throw in the

telephone genre? I feel like there's a telephone energy to this. We're fundraising in a way

aren't we? That's true. For the community. That's true. The global community.

And to that end, let's meet the callers we have on the line right now. Let's meet some of the

global community. We are joined by Jamie. Hello, Jamie. Good evening of my fine gentleman.

Oh, how are you? Yeah, pretty good. Nice brisk 930 pm over here. Over here is over here. Over

in the over in the UK, over in by London. I see. By London. Good on you, Jamie. We're dealing with

some pretty spicy material. I would want to give too much away about my location. When you say

by London, we're exactly. You don't have to share that. That's for me to know.

I like that. There's a real intrigue to you, Jamie. And Jamie, you will be pitching against

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